Michael Loftis <mloftis(at)wgops(dot)com> writes:
> Anyone from -hackers read this? Or should I repost it there?
Don't bother, we've heard it before ;-)
You may care to consult the pghackers archives for previous discussions
about this problem and why it's not trivial to fix. Eventually someone
will come up with a proposal that has a tolerable amount of collateral
damage ...
regards, tom lane