CREATE TABLE from inside a function...

Is there a specific reason why one can not do a CREATE TABLE from inside a
pl/pgsql function? I've been trying to get some triggers working, and they
all keep erroring with the same error...

The following schema:
CREATE TABLE "spares_dbs" (
"dbs_id" serial,
"dbs_name" character varying(20),
"dbs_desc" text
);

And the following trigger:

CREATE FUNCTION spares_trig_insert_dbs() RETURNS opaque AS '
BEGIN
IF NEW.dbs_name ISNULL THEN
RAISE EXCEPTION ''% cannot be NULL'', NEW.dbs_name;
END IF;

CREATE TABLE NEW.dbs_name ( id int, oem text, price float );
RETURN NEW;
END;
' LANGUAGE 'plpgsql';

CREATE TRIGGER spares_test BEFORE INSERT ON spares_dbs FOR EACH ROW
EXECUTE PROCEDURE spares_trig_insert_dbs();

spares=# INSERT INTO spares_dbs VALUES ( NULL, 'test', 'Test table' );
ERROR: parser: parse error at or near "$1"

Looking at the postmaster log (-d 6), reveals the following:

StartTransactionCommand
query: INSERT INTO spares_dbs VALUES ( NULL, 'test', 'Test table' );
parser outputs:

... snip parser output ...

ProcessQuery
query: SELECT $1 ISNULL
parser outputs:

... snip more parser output ...

query: CREATE TABLE $1 ( id int, oem text, price float )
ERROR: parser: parse error at or near "$1"
DEBUG: Last error occured while executing PL/pgSQL function
spares_trig_insert_dbs
DEBUG: line 5 at SQL statement
AbortCurrentTransaction

My understand was it should have replaced "NEW.dbs_name" with "test"
(according to the INSERT data)...

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