Re: [Pgsql-ayuda] C y postgres

Alvaro Herrera wrote:

>On Mon, Jun 23, 2003 at 09:33:39PM -0500, Manuel Sugawara wrote:
>
>
>>>On Mon, Jun 23, 2003 at 08:30:25PM -0400, Pablo Salinas wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>como puede haber alguien tan weon!
>>>>
>>>>
>>y sólo por si me encuentro a un chileno por ahi y me lo dice: ¿qué
>>significa weon?
>>
>>
>
>"huevon", pero no la acepcion mexicana. Palabra comodin usada para
>muchas cosas. En "es muy hueon" o "como puede haber alguien tan hueon"
>bla bla bla bla........
>
>
mmm... weno!!! como estan OffTs maníaticos HOY entonces aqui va:

M$ libero código Win XP!!!

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_150_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
set_mouse(action,jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to WindowsNT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to WindowsNT 4.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows2000"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows XP");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory =open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}