Re: a letter rec'd from MySQL

Wow, did they really say "is the recognize leader"?

On Tue, Sep 18, 2007 at 01:49:41PM -0400, Mike Ellsworth wrote:
> Ireceived the letter below a few minutes ago.
> I am far from saying this approach should .... or even could .. be
> mimicked/altered for PG, however I thought it might be interesting to
> consider a PG variant and also offer a pleasant diversion to the Name
> Change thread.
>
> Letter below.
>
> Thanks,
> Mike Ellsworth
>
> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
> _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
> Dear Sir or Madam:
>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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