Re: add column sillyness

From: "Marc G(dot) Fournier" <scrappy(at)postgresql(dot)org>
To: Ian Barwick <barwick(at)gmx(dot)net>
Cc: Thomas Zehetbauer <thomasz(at)hostmaster(dot)org>, pgsql-general(at)postgresql(dot)org
Subject: Re: add column sillyness
Date: 2003-12-09 21:28:23
Message-ID: 20031209172749.S17041@ganymede.hub.org
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On Tue, 9 Dec 2003, Ian Barwick wrote:

> On Friday 05 December 2003 21:26, Thomas Zehetbauer wrote:
> > Why do I have to use FOUR queries to accomplish the same result I can
> > get from MySQL with only ONE query:
> >
> > alter table users add column $ColumnName text;
> > alter table users alter column $ColumnName set default '';
> > update users set t_shirt_size='' where $ColumnName is null;
> > alter table users alter column $ColumnName set not null;
> >
> > MySQL is CLEARLY SUPERIOR in terms of
> > - usability
> > - see above
> > - performance
> > - uses index for for min()/max()
> > - reliability
> > - no need to use vacuum
> > - no need to dump and restore databases for version upgrade
> > - never screwed up any of my databases
> >
> > I would therefore urgently recommend that
> > 1) development of postgresql shall be immediately ceased
> > 2) any resources gained thereby (developers, mirrors) shall be donated
> > to MySQL
> > 3) code produced by the former postgresql developers shall be subject to
> > a mandatory peer review before it is included in MySQL
>
> Thanks, I haven't had such a good laugh for days ;-). You might
> want to get a new CMOS battery for your motherboard clock though,
> April 1st isn't for another 3 1/2 months.

That's why I let that one slip through the proverbial cracks ... figured a
few ppl would have a good chuckle :)

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